[The camera starts on Artemis, who looks like she's been living in a park the last few days. Because she, well, has. Her hair is in disarray around her head and her clothes are pretty raggedy looking. Her voice is low, almost at a whisper.]I've been around the park this morning, so I felt I should share with you what I am witnessesing right now ( Read more... )

[Artemis actually looks peppy and in a good mood. Why yes, even a chaste goddess can be thrilled by a happy couple! She's not a total ice queen, you know.]I would like to congratulate my dear brother and his new wife on their marriage. I'm happy to say your gift came swiftly, and I shall be delivering it to your door presently, as I expect you ( Read more... )